When Wealth Walks In At The Door,

I Got The Breaks. Starting From Nowhere In The Corn Belt, I Helped Edit A Country Weekly, Then Was Jack-of-all-departments On An Obscure Daily, So That When I Arrived In A Big City Everything I Tackled In The Line Of Column Conducting And Syndicate Peddling And Playwriting Had To Bring Promotion, Because I Had No Social Standing Which Could Be Endangered, No Reputation To Toss Away And No Pride Which Might Suffer A Setback. Everything I Acquired Had To Be Velvet. You Cannot Lose Your Silver Spoon If You Are Brought Up On Pewter.

The Only Literary Men Are Those Who Have To Work At It.

When Wealth Walks In At The Door, The Press Agent Comes In Through The Window.

Those Who Have Tried Meekness Know The Importance Of Being Important.

Anybody Can Win - Unless There Happens To Be A Second Entry.