It Isn't How Long You Stick Around

When Wealth Walks In At The Door, The Press Agent Comes In Through The Window.

Do Not Give Alms Promiscuously. Select The Unworthy Poor And Make Them Happy. To Give To The Deserving Is A Duty, But To Help The Improvident, Drinking Class Is Clear Generosity, So That The Donor Has A Right To Be Warmed By A Selfish Pride And Count On A Most Flattering Obituary.

One Smell Of Brimstone Makes The Whole World Kin.

A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss And Therefore Will Not Be Derided As A Moss-back. Roll As Much As Possible.

A Bird In The Hand May Be Worth Two In The Bush, But Remember Also That A Bird In The Hand Is A Positive Embarrassment To One Not In The Poultry Business.