It Isn't How Long You Stick Around

Moral: It All Depends.

Always Interline A Contract Before Signing It, Merely To Impress The Party Of The First Part. The One Who Puts His Signature To Articles Of Agreement Drawn Up By The Other Fellow Is Establishing A Dangerous Precedent.

Early To Bed And Early To Rise Is A Bad Rule For Anyone Who Wishes To Become Acquainted With Our Most Prominent And Influential People.

The Music Teacher Came Twice A Week To Bridge The Awful Gap Between Dorothy And Chopin.

Give The People What They Think They Want.