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He's The Only Man I Ever Knew Who Had Rubber Pockets So He Could Steal Soup.
-Wilson Mizner
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He's The Only Man I Ever Knew

Wilson Mizner
He's The Only Man I Ever Knew Who Had Rubber Pockets So He Could Steal Soup.
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