The New York Times Distorts And Defrauds

As A Class, Jews Give Three Times As Much Money To Charity As Anybody Else, But They Feel Guilty About Their Wealth Anyway. They Simply Can't Accept The Idea Of Ever Being Republicans.

They Call It Football, But The Object Of The Game Is To Bash The Other Guy So Hard That He's Eventually Carried Off The Field On A Stretcher. I Can't Watch Football Anymore. My Psychiatrist Said It's Better That Way. I Used To Watch A Game, See The Players In A Huddle - And Think They Were Talking About Me.

Jews Are Told That They Should Spend Their Lives Helping Others And When They Make A Lot Of Money It Really Bothers Them. So, As A Way To Decrease Their Guilt, They Try To Help The Underdog. They Think, "why Should I Be Rich When So Many Suffer?" They Feel Better Once They Run To The Party That Claims To Defend The Underdog, The Democrats.

I Regularly Sell Out More In England Than I Do In America.

Truthfully, With The Republicans, I Don't See That Much Wrong With Them.