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I've Been Watching Politics For 35 Or 40 Years And You Just Never Know. You Can Have One Person Win The Iowa Caucus And Then The Whole Picture Changes Ten Minutes Later. The Same Thing Can Happen Again After New Hampshire. I Have No Idea What's Going To Happen With Our Country In The Future.

My Comedy Doesn't Come From Any Calculations And Studies.

Ladies And Gentlemen, You Can't Please Everyone. Take My Girlfriend - I Think She's The Most Remarkable Woman In The World. . . . That's Me . . . But To My Wife . . .

Did You Know That The Jews Invented Sushi? That's Right - Two Jews Bought A Restaurant With No Kitchen.

I Can't Predict The Future And I Don't Have Respect For People Who Try To.