Jews Are Living In The Past And

A Schmuck Is A General Term Of Disrespect. It's A Term Of Contempt And Derision. It Applies To A Lot Of People.

People Come To My Shows And Know That They're Going To Hear About What's Going On In The World - What's Happening At The Moment. My Material Is As New As Anything On The Dinner Table.

It's No Longer A Question Of Staying Healthy. It's A Question Of Finding A Sickness You Like.

I've Got A Friend Who Is Half-jewish And Half-italian. If He Can't Buy It Wholesale, He Steals It!

I Can't Predict The Future And I Don't Have Respect For People Who Try To.