Jews Are Living In The Past And

I've Got Another Friend Who Is Half-german And Half-polish. He Hates Jews But Can't Remember Why!

I Am Excited About Getting Back To What I Do Best And What My Audience Likes Best, I Am Writing New Jokes Every Day And Soon Ill Be Telling Them Every Night. Just Me, One Jew Talking And That's It.

Honesty Is Nothin' Compared To Decency.

Hillary Clinton's Life Has Been Filled With Corruption But Nobody Cares.

I Can't Predict The Future And I Don't Have Respect For People Who Try To.