Jews Are Living In The Past And

Everybody Knows We're Entitled To One Jerusalem. History Reveals Very Simply That This Is Our Land From The Days Of The Bible.

Hillary Clinton's Life Has Been Filled With Corruption But Nobody Cares.

My Material Is As New As Anything On The Dinner Table. What Difference Does It Make If I'm 70 Or If I'm 20? The Audience Knows They Aren't Getting Any Old Stories From Me.

As A Class, Jews Give Three Times As Much Money To Charity As Anybody Else, But They Feel Guilty About Their Wealth Anyway. They Simply Can't Accept The Idea Of Ever Being Republicans.

Prostitutes Go To Jail. Their Customers Go Home And Read The New York Times. In This Country You're Allowed To Buy Anything. If You Need A Shirt, You Have A Right To Buy It. If You Need Sex, You Don't. What's More Important, Sex Or A Shirt?