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I Earned My Stripes As A Marine, And The Corps Gets Full Credit For Straightening Me Out. At 17, I Was Young, I Was Unhappy And Most Of All, I Was Undisciplined. The Marine Corps Was The Right Service In The Right Place At The Right Time.

I Like Champagne Because It Always Tastes As Though My Foot's Asleep.

This Is What Makes Me Happy: Remembering Where I Put My House Keys.

I Have No Idea Where I'm Going But Here's The Real Question: What Am I Doing Here In The First Place?

I Know It's Very Egocentric To Believe That Someone Is Put On Earth For A Reason. In My Case, I Like To Think I Was.