Best Statistics Quotes - Inspiring & Motivational Collection

I Bathe In Statistics.

Over 85% Of All Statistics Are Made Up On The Spot.

If I Fail, The Film Industry Writes Me Off As Another Statistic. If I Succeed, They Pay Me A Million Bucks To Fly Out To Hollywood And Fart.

The Bones And Flesh And Legal Statistics Are The Garments Worn By The Personality, Not The Other Way Around.

Statistics Say That I'm Supposed To Be In Jail. And I'm Not Supposed To Be Alive.

Statistics Have Proven That The Surest Way To Get Anything Out Of The Public Mind And Never Hear Of It Again Is To Have A Senate Committee Appointed To Look Into It.

If You Look At The Statistics Regarding Native Americans, You Will See That Most Of The Tribes Since The 70s Have Improved Their Economic Situation In Some Form. And This Has Been Brought About By Their Aggressive Assertion Of Their Sovereign Treaty Rights.

If All The Statisticians In The World Were Laid Head To Toe, They Wouldn't Be Able To Reach A Conclusion

It Is The Mark Of A Truly Intelligent Person To Be Moved By Statistics.

If We Knew About The Real Facts And Statistics Of Mortality, We’d Be Terrified.

God Is Just A Statistics.

Not Only Is The Statistical Madness An Assault On Individuality, It's Also One On Temporality Too. Statistics - Even When Accurate - Are Only An Image Of The Past That Can Then Be Photoshopped Before Being Pasted On To The Future.