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This Is What Makes Me Happy: Remembering Where I Put My House Keys.

People Ask What I Am Really Trying To Do With Humor. The Answer Is, "i'm Getting Even

I Earned My Stripes As A Marine, And The Corps Gets Full Credit For Straightening Me Out. At 17, I Was Young, I Was Unhappy And Most Of All, I Was Undisciplined. The Marine Corps Was The Right Service In The Right Place At The Right Time.

I Can Now Say Without Hesitation The Marine Corps Was The Best Foster Home I Ever Had.

The Things That Matter Most Are Not Things.