The Mint Makes It First, It Is

You Can Tell A Man's Taste In Literature By His Judgment In Knowing What Not To Read.

You Can Always Make A Loan At A Bank If You Can Show Sufficient Evidence That You Don't Need It.

The Only Place Where You Can Find Equality Is In The Cemetery.

A Bore Finds It Easy To Start Talking, And Even Easier To Get Others To Stop Listening.

Many A Husband Lives To Regret The Extravagant Fee He Bestowed Upon The Minister Who Sentenced Him.