Ego: The Only Thing That Can Keep

Some People Worry Because They Are In Debt; Others, Because They Can't Even Get In.

An Actor Is A Man With An Infinite Capacity For Taking Praise.

The Trouble With Dieting Is That A Pound Of Will Power Takes Off Only An Ounce Of Weight.

There's Only One Thing Worse Than To Live Without Working, And That Is To Work Without Living.

Some Taxpayers Close Their Eyes, Some Stop Their Ears, Some Shut Their Mouths, But All Pay Through The Nose.