Ego: The Only Thing That Can Keep

Some Women Get Divorces On The Grounds Of Incompatibility; Others, On Just The First Two Syllables.

The Best Way To Make A Long Story Short Is To Stop Listening.

The Quizzical Expression Of The Monkey At The Zoo Comes From His Wondering Whether He Is His Brother's Keeper, Or His Keeper's Brother.

Common Sense Is Usually Lack Of Imagination, And Imagination Is Usually Lack Of Common Sense.

Consistency Is A Jewel, But Too Much Jewelry Is Vulgar.