Ego: The Only Thing That Can Keep

Worry Makes People Thin, Except When They Worry About Being Fat.

All Work And No Play Makes Jack A Dull Boy - And Jill A Wealthy Widow.

An Actor Is A Man With An Infinite Capacity For Taking Praise.

Egocentric: A Person Who Has His I's Too Close Together.

Many A Wedding Takes Place When A Man Can't Afford To Go Steady With A Girl Any Longer.