Hindsight Is Good, Foresight Is Better; But

Don't Be A Hog: The Only Time A Hog Helps The Community Is When He Dies.

The Trouble With Dieting Is That A Pound Of Will Power Takes Off Only An Ounce Of Weight.

Some People Worry Because They Are In Debt; Others, Because They Can't Even Get In.

Conscience Is What Makes A Boy Tell His Mother Before His Sister Does.

Next Time A Man Tells You Talk Is Cheap, Ask Him If He Knows How Much A Session Of Congress Costs.