The Message Of Great Art Is To

To Listen To Your Own Silence Is The Key To Comedy.

Now That The Court Has Declared Money To Be Speech, I Say We Replace The Current Court With Some Ben Franklins, Thomas Jeffersons, George Washingtons, A Couple Of Susan B. Anthony's, Roosevelts, Hamiltons, A Sacajawea Or Two, And An Abe Lincoln To Cover Scalia In Full.

I Always Had A Running Commentary In My Head That Was Extremely Funny And Off-center, But I Never Said It To Anyone.

I Can't Get Married. I Can't Fake Sleep For 30 Years.

My Family Was Totally Non-religious. There Was No Question We Were Jewish, But We Were Not Observant.