A Man Who Was Loved By 300

Most People Love Animals, And Most People Love To Laugh. Combining The Two Makes Both Resonate Deeper.

There's Only One Difference Between Jews And Catholics. Jews Are Born With Guilt, And Catholics Have To Go To School To Learn It.

I Am Thankful That Geniuses And Artists And Good People, No Matter How Hard It Is, Will Eventually Be Recognized. I Am Doubly Thankful That Also Goes For Idiots.

Sometimes, If You Really Don't Know How You Feel About A Topic, Reading How Both Sides Argue It Can Help.

I'd Much Rather See Richard Pryor Or Jackie Mason In A Theater Than In A Club.