People Who Can Write A Book Usually

Go To Lots Of Interviews, At Least One A Month Even When You Don't Need A Job, To Keep In Training For When You Do.

I'm Not Wild About Holidays. They Always Seem A Ludicrously Expensive Way Of Proving There's No Place Like Home.

I Love The Long Grass Coming Up To Meet The Willows.

I Live At Home And, If I Want To Start Work At 11 O'clock, I Can.

In A Village You Can't Sack Or Fight With Someone, As You'll Find Yourself Stuck Beside Them In The Hairdresser's Next Morning.