Never Drink Black Coffee At Lunch; It

For Sheer Sexiness, A Man Must Be Beautiful. Funny. Yes. Clever, No.

I Live At Home And, If I Want To Start Work At 11 O'clock, I Can.

The Male - I Have Found - Is A Domestic Animal Which, If Treated With Firmness And Kindness, Can Be Trained To Do Most Things.

In A Village You Can't Sack Or Fight With Someone, As You'll Find Yourself Stuck Beside Them In The Hairdresser's Next Morning.

Never Drink Black Coffee At Lunch; It Will Keep You Awake All Afternoon.