The Man Who Avoids Debt Doesn't Have

If You Don't Like To Make Excuses Or Apologies, Stop Making Promises.

A Bright Eye Indicates Curiosity; A Black Eye, Too Much.

The Tongue Is The Only Muscle In The Human Body That Never Gets Tired [talking].

You Can't Judge The Ability Of A Doctor By The Amount Of Praise The Undertakers Give Him.

All Things Come To Him Who Waits, But They Are Mostly Leftovers From Those Who Didn't Wait.