The Man Who Avoids Debt Doesn't Have

Reactionary: One Who Wants The Rules Enforced So Nobody Can Take His Pile Away From Him The Way He Got It From Others.

The Little Boy Who Goes To The Store And Forgets What His Mother Sent Him For, Will Probably Grow Up To Be A Congressman.

Zoo: An Excellent Place To Study The Habits Of Human Beings.

[a Mathematician Is A] Scientist Who Can Figure Out Anything Except Such Simple Things As Squaring The Circle And Trisecting An Angle.

An Expert Is Someone Who Takes Something You Already Know And Makes It Sound Confusing.