The Lecturer Who Is Full Of His

Compare What You Want With What You Have, And You'll Be Unhappy; Compare What You Deserve With What You Have, And You'll Be Happy.

A Man Doesn't Have Vacation Problems: His Boss Tells Him When To Take Them, And His Wife Tells Him Where.

The Mint Makes It First, It Is Up To You To Make It Last.

The Man Who Doctors Himself With The Aid Of Medical Books, Runs The Risk Of Dying Of A Typographical Error.

All Things Come To Him Who Waits, But They Are Mostly Leftovers From Those Who Didn't Wait.