The Lecturer Who Is Full Of His

The Tongue Is The Only Muscle In The Human Body That Never Gets Tired [talking].

The Most Popular Form Of Altruism Is Giving To Others The Advice You Cannot Use Yourself.

The Most Uncommon Form Of Intelligence Is Common Sense.

An Instrument That Sometimes Expresses Thought, Sometimes Obscures Thought, But Most Often Replaces Thought.

The Lazy Man Claims He Is Too Heavy For Light Work And Too Light For Heavy Work.