All Things Come To Him Who Waits,

Life Is A Battle Of Wits, And Many People Have To Fight It Unarmed.

It Takes Hundreds Of Nuts To Hold A Car Together, But It Takes Only One Of Them To Scatter It All Over The Highway.

The Three Chief Causes Of Divorce Are Men, Women, And Marriage.

The Diamond Is The Hardest Stone -- To Get.

A Cynic Sees Little To Admire In The World, While The World Sees Even Less To Admire In Him.