The Lord Takes Care Of His Own,

A Good Loser Is All Right, But It Isn't So Much Fun To Beat Him.

Divorce Has Become So Easy Nowadays That Women Have Stopped Crying At Weddings.

Formerly When A Man Worked Ten Hours A Day, It Was Called Economic Slavery; Nowadays It Is Called Moonlighting.

Somebody Is Always Doing Something That Somebody Else Said Couldn't Be Done.

A Special Skill, Like Speaking Several Languages, Or Keeping Your Mouth Shut In One.