Bureaucracy Is More People Doing Less Things,

The Only Thing Worse Than Being On The Wrong Side Of An Argument Is To Be On The Right Side With No One Listening.

Zoo: An Excellent Place To Study The Habits Of Human Beings.

The Girl With A Future Avoids A Man With A Past.

A Husband Is Like A Fire. He Goes Out When Unattended.

Do A Little More Every Day Than You Are Expected To Do, And Soon You Will Be Expected To Do More.