Three Million Frogs' Legs Are Served In

A Committee Is A Group Of The Unprepared, Appointed By The Unwilling To Do The Unnecessary.

Television Is A Medium Because Anything Well Done Is Rare.

Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over People, And The Minds That Control It Are So Small That You Could Put Them In A Gnat's Navel With Room Left Over For Two Caraway Seeds And An Agent's Heart.

We Are Living In The Machine Age. For The First Time In History The Comedian Has Been Compelled To Supply Himself With Jokes And Comedy Material To Compete With The Machine. Whether He Knows It Or Not, The Comedian Is On A Treadmill To Oblivion.

When Jack Benny Plays The Violin, It Sounds As Though The Strings Are Still In The Cat.