The High Cost Of Living Isnt So

Publishing A Volume Of Verse Is Like Dropping A Rose Petal Down The Grand Canyon And Waiting For The Echo.

Man Cannot Be Uplifted; He Must Be Seduced Into Virtue

There Was Once A Hindu Sage, Who Sat Down On The Banks Of The Ganges And Thought For Seventy Years About The Millennium. Just As He Arrived At The Solution And Was Putting It Into Verse, A Mosquito Stung Him And He Forgot It Again At Once.

When A Man Tells You That He Got Rich Through Hard Work, Ask Him: 'whose?'

If A Child Shows Himself Incorrigible, He Should Be Decently And Quietly Beheaded At The Age Of Twelve, Lest He Grow To Maturity, Marry, And Perpetuate His Kind.