My Heart Hath Followed All My Days

An Old Stomach Reforms More Whiskey Drinkers Than A New Resolve.

The Most Pleasant And Useful Persons Are Those Who Leave Some Of The Problems Of The Universe For God To Worry About.

The Female Of All Species Are Most Dangerous When They Appear To Retreat.

I Have Had My Ups And Downs But Wotthehell Wotthehell Yesterday Sceptres And Crowns Fried Oysters And Velvet Gowns And Today I Herd With Bums But Wotthehell Wotthehell I Wake The World From Sleep As I Caper And Sing And Leap When I Sing My Wild Free Tune Wotthehell Wotthehell Under The Blear Eyed Moon I Am Pelted With Cast Off Shoon But Wotthehell Wotthehell

A Pessimist Is A Person Who Has Had To Listen To Too Many Optimists.