An Old Stomach Reforms More Whiskey Drinkers

An Optimist Is A Guy That Has Never Had Much Experience.

Happiness Is The Interval Between Periods Of Unhappiness.

A Little While With Grief And Laughter, And Then The Day Will Close; The Shadows Gather ... What Comes After No Man Knows.

The Chief Obstacle To The Progress Of The Human Race Is The Human Race.

By The Time A Bartender Knows What Drink A Man Will Have Before He Orders, There Is Little Else About Him Worth Knowing.