Fishing Is A Delusion Entirely Surrounded By

A Great Many People Who Spend Their Time Mourning Over The Brevity Of Life Could Make It Seem Longer If They Did A Little More Work.

A Certain Alloy Of Expediency Improves The Gold Of Morality And Makes It Wear All The Longer.

Life's Too Damn Funny For Me To Explain.

Pity The Meek, For They Shall Inherit The Earth.

One Of The Most Important Things To Remember About Infant Care Is: Don't Change Diapers In Midstream.