The Female Of All Species Are Most

The Chief Obstacle To The Progress Of The Human Race Is The Human Race.

We Pay For The Mistakes Of Our Ancestors, And It Seems Only Fair That They Should Leave Us The Money To Pay With.

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If You Want To Get Rich From Writing, Write The Sort Of Thing That's Read By Persons Who Move Their Lips When They're Reading To Themselves.

An Optimist Is The Person Who Has Never Had Any Experience At All.