The Great Majority Of People In England

France Is The Only Place Where You Can Make Love In The Afternoon Without People Hammering On Your Door.

The Reason Why Englishmen Are The Best Husbands In The World Is Because They Want To Be Faithful. A Frenchman Or An Italian Will Wake Up In The Morning And Wonder What Girl He Will Meet. An Englishman Wakes Up And Wonders What The Cricket Score Is.

I Have Always Found Women Difficult. I Don't Really Understand Them. To Begin With, Few Women Tell The Truth.

I Would Love To Employ A Man, But How Can I Possibly Give A Man Dictation From The Bath?

A Man Will Teach His Wife What Is Needed To Arouse His Desires. And There Is No Reason For A Woman To Know Any More Than What Her Husband Is Prepared To Teach Her. If She Gets Married Knowing Far Too Much About What She Wants And Doesn't Want Then She Will Be Ready To Find Fault With Her Husband.