Among Men, Sex Sometimes Results In Intimacy;

Love Is Next To Godliness With Certain Safeguards.

I Have Always Found Women Difficult. I Don't Really Understand Them. To Begin With, Few Women Tell The Truth.

Every Man Has Been Brought Up With The Idea That Decent Women Don't Pop In And Out Of Bed; He Has Always Been Told By His Mother That "nice Girls Don't." He Finds, Of Course, When He Gets Older That This May Be Untrue-but Only In A Certain Section Of Society.

A Woman Should Say: 'have I Made Him Happy? Is He Satisfied? Does He Love Me More Than He Loved Me Before? Is He Likely To Go To Bed With Another Woman?' If He Does, Then It's The Wife's Fault Because She Is Not Trying To Make Him Happy.

The Reason Why Englishmen Are The Best Husbands In The World Is Because They Want To Be Faithful. A Frenchman Or An Italian Will Wake Up In The Morning And Wonder What Girl He Will Meet. An Englishman Wakes Up And Wonders What The Cricket Score Is.