I Consider Myself An Expert On Love,

I Consider Myself An Expert On Love, Sex And Health. Without Health You Can Have Very Little Of The Other Two.

You Become What You Think. You Are What You Eat.

My Heroines Are Always Virgins. They Never Go To Bed Without A Ring On Their Fingers; Not Until Page 118 At Least.

France Is The Only Place Where You Can Make Love In The Afternoon Without People Hammering On Your Door.

When You Get Past Fifty, You Have To Decide Whether To Keep Your Face Or Your Figure. I Kept My Face.