Love Is Next To Godliness With Certain

After Forty A Woman Has To Choose Between Losing Her Figure Or Her Face. My Advice Is To Keep Your Face, And Stay Sitting Down.

Every Man Has Been Brought Up With The Idea That Decent Women Don't Pop In And Out Of Bed; He Has Always Been Told By His Mother That "nice Girls Don't." He Finds, Of Course, When He Gets Older That This May Be Untrue-but Only In A Certain Section Of Society.

A Historical Romance Is The Only Kind Of Book Where Chastity Really Counts.

As Long As The Plots Keep Arriving From Outer Space, I'll Go On With My Virgins.

People Don't Roll Around Naked In My Books. I Do Allow Them To Go To Bed If They're Married, But It's All Very Wonderful And The Moon Beams.