Never Buy A Fur From A Vegetarian.

Elizabeth Taylor Has More Chins Than The Chinese Telephone Directory.

My Body Is A Temple, And My Temple Needs Redecorating.

The Glass Is Always Half Empty. All Good Comedians Are Manic-depressive.

I Have No Sex Appeal. If My Husband Didn't Toss And Turn, We'd Never Have Had Any Kids.

I Think Anyone Who's Perfectly Happy Isn't Particularly Funny.