Never Buy A Fur From A Vegetarian.

I Lived To Be On Stage, And I'm Terrified. Terrified Before Every Show.

Nothing Is Yours Permanently So You Better Enjoy It While It's Happening.

I Hate Thin People; 'oh, Does The Tampon Make Me Look Fat?'

I Think I've Lost 3lbs - I'm Very, Very Happy. I Thought Of It As Work And A Spa.

People Are Arguing Whether Mel Gibson's "passion Of The Christ" Is Anti-semitic. Well, Whether It Is Or It Isn't, It Doesn't Matter, Because I've Been In Touch With His Accounting Firm, Rosencrantz, Levy And Stern, And They're Screwing Him Out Of His Profits.