Never Buy A Fur From A Vegetarian.

She's So Fat, She's My Two Best Friends.

I Started My Career In A Town So Small The Local Clinic Was Called Fred's Hospital And Grill.

Mick Jagger Could French-kiss A Moose. He Has Child-bearing Lips.

Comediennes Are The Lucky Ones, Because If You're Funny, You Can Be 125 Years Old And They Will Still Accept You.

Never Admit That Your Back Goes Out More Than You Do