Never Buy A Fur From A Vegetarian.

I Will Only Praise Someone Who Can't Take Anything Away From Me.

Having My Daughter, I Screamed For Twenty-three Hours Straight. And That Was Just During Conception.

I Could Be The Greta Garbo Of Comedy, Very Secluded, But Garbo Had A Man Who Was Beyond Rich To Support Her.

Your Proudest Moment Is To Watch Your Egg Not Just Function, But To Achieve On Her Own.

I Once Dated A Guy So Dumb He Could Not Count To 21 Unless He Was Naked