Never Buy A Fur From A Vegetarian.

I've Learned To Have Absolutely No Regrets About Any Jokes I've Ever Done.

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Every Time I Get On An Airplane I Figure It's Gonna Get Blown Up. You Live On The Edge.

I Was Just Reading About The New Lindsay Lohan Diet, Which Is All Liquid. 80 Proof.