The Garden Of Eden Was A Boggy

You Realize That Suicide's A Criminal Offense. In Less Enlightened Times They'd Have Hung You For It.

I Would Much Prefer To Be A Judge Than A Coal Miner Because Of The Absence Of Falling Coal.

Playing Rugby At School I Once Fell On A Loose Ball And, Through Ignorance And Fear, Held On Despite A Fierce Pummelling. After That It Took Me Months To Convince My Team-mates I Was A Coward.

Life Is A Matter Of Passing The Time Enjoyably. There May Be Other Things In Life, But I've Been Too Busy Passing My Time Enjoyably To Think Very Deeply About Them.

I Am Blind -- But I Am Able To Read Thanks To A Wonderful New System Known As 'broil' . . . I'm Sorry, I'll Just Feel That Again.