The Garden Of Eden Was A Boggy

I've Had Some Wonderful Ideas For Getting The Dominating Going. I've Got Some Extremely Subtle Advertising Slogans That Should Get The Public Behind Us. Things Like "vote For El Wisty And Lovely Nude Ladies Will Come And Dance With You." It's A Complete Lie, Of Course, But You Can't Afford To Be Too Scrupulous If You're Going To Dominate The World.

One Of The Ways To Avoid Being Beaten By The System Is To Laugh At It.

I Went To The University Of Life And Was Chucked Out.

The Garden Of Eden Was A Boggy Swamp Just South Of Croydon. You Can See It Over There.

I Am Blind -- But I Am Able To Read Thanks To A Wonderful New System Known As 'broil' . . . I'm Sorry, I'll Just Feel That Again.