I Am Blind -- But I Am

The Garden Of Eden Was A Boggy Swamp Just South Of Croydon. You Can See It Over There.

You Realize That Suicide's A Criminal Offense. In Less Enlightened Times They'd Have Hung You For It.

I Am Blind -- But I Am Able To Read Thanks To A Wonderful New System Known As 'broil' . . . I'm Sorry, I'll Just Feel That Again.

I Am Very Interested In The Universe - I Am Specialising In The Universe And All That Surrounds It.

I Could Have Been A Judge, But I Never Had The Latin For The Judgin'. I Never Had It, So I'd Had It, As Far As Being A Judge Was Concerned... I Would Much Prefer To Be A Judge Than A Coal Miner Because Of The Absence Of Falling Coal.