I Am Blind -- But I Am

If There's One Thing I Can't Bear, It's When Hundreds Of Old Men Come Creeping In Through The Window In The Middle Of The Night And Throw All Manner Of Garbage Over Me. I Can't Bear That.

I Went To The University Of Life And Was Chucked Out.

All In All I'd Rather Have Been A Judge Than A Miner. And What's More, Being A Miner, As Soon As You Are Too Old And Tired And Sick And Stupid To Do The Job Properly, You Have To Go. Well, The Very Opposite Applies With Judges. *

We Exchanged Many Frank Words In Our Respective Languages.

I Didn't Know Dirty Words Could Be Done That Artfully.