I Am Blind -- But I Am

All In All I'd Rather Have Been A Judge Than A Miner. And What's More, Being A Miner, As Soon As You Are Too Old And Tired And Sick And Stupid To Do The Job Properly, You Have To Go. Well, The Very Opposite Applies With Judges. *

I Have Learned From My Mistakes, And I Am Sure I Can Repeat Them Exactly

The Garden Of Eden Was A Boggy Swamp Just South Of Croydon. You Can See It Over There.

I Am Blind -- But I Am Able To Read Thanks To A Wonderful New System Known As 'broil' . . . I'm Sorry, I'll Just Feel That Again.

I Would Much Prefer To Be A Judge Than A Coal Miner Because Of The Absence Of Falling Coal.