I Am Blind -- But I Am

You Realize That Suicide's A Criminal Offense. In Less Enlightened Times They'd Have Hung You For It.

I Would Like To Like To Make One Thing Clear At The Very Outset And That Is, When You Speak Of A Train Robbery, This Involved No Loss Of Train, Merely What I Like To Call The Contents Of The Train, Which Were Pilfered. We Haven't Lost A Train Since 1946, I Believe It Was - The Year Of The Great Snows When We Mislaid A Small One.

I Have Learned From My Mistakes, And I Am Sure I Can Repeat Them Exactly

I Went To The University Of Life And Was Chucked Out.

I Would Much Prefer To Be A Judge Than A Coal Miner Because Of The Absence Of Falling Coal.