One Of The Ways To Avoid Being

One Of The Ways To Avoid Being Beaten By The System Is To Laugh At It.

I Would Like To Like To Make One Thing Clear At The Very Outset And That Is, When You Speak Of A Train Robbery, This Involved No Loss Of Train, Merely What I Like To Call The Contents Of The Train, Which Were Pilfered. We Haven't Lost A Train Since 1946, I Believe It Was - The Year Of The Great Snows When We Mislaid A Small One.

The Garden Of Eden Was A Boggy Swamp Just South Of Croydon. You Can See It Over There.

The Thing That Makes You Know That Vernon Ward Is A Good Painter Is If You Look At His Ducks, You Can See The Eyes Follow You Around The Room.

I Went To The University Of Life And Was Chucked Out.