One Of The Ways To Avoid Being

I Went To The University Of Life And Was Chucked Out.

Now I Tell You The Downside Of This Is You Feel Awful, But The Upside Is You Feel Terrific.

Life Is A Matter Of Passing The Time Enjoyably. There May Be Other Things In Life, But I've Been Too Busy Passing My Time Enjoyably To Think Very Deeply About Them.

Job Was What You'd Technically Describe As A Loony.

The Garden Of Eden Was A Boggy Swamp Just South Of Croydon. You Can See It Over There.