I Went To The University Of Life

You Realize That Suicide's A Criminal Offense. In Less Enlightened Times They'd Have Hung You For It.

All Right, You Great Git, You've Asked For It. I'll Cover The World In Tastee-freez And Wimpy Burgers. I'll Fill It With Concrete Runways, Motorways, Aircraft, Television, Automobiles, Advertising, Plastic Flowers, Frozen Food And Supersonic Bangs. I'll Make It So Noisy And Disgusting That Even You'll Be Ashamed Of Yourself! No Wonder You've So Few Friends; You're Unbelievable!

I Went To The University Of Life And Was Chucked Out.

One Of The Ways To Avoid Being Beaten By The System Is To Laugh At It.

Job Was What You'd Technically Describe As A Loony.