The Function Of Music Is To Release

As You'll Never Hear The Thing Again, My Boy, Why Not Throw In A Couple Of Brass Bands?

Composers Should Write Tunes That Chauffeurs And Errand Boys Can Whistle.

We Cannot Expect You To Be With Us All The Time, But Perhaps You Could Be Good Enough To Keep In Touch Now And Again.

The British Like Any Kind Of Music So Long As It Is Loud.

They Are Quite Hopeless - Drooling, Driveling, Doleful, Depressing, Dropsical Drips.