I Have Just Been All Round The

No Operatic Star Has Yet Died Soon Enough For Me.

Elgar's First Symphony Is The Musical Equivalent Of St Pancras Railway Station.

What Can You Do With It? It's Like A Lot Of Yaks Jumping About.

Movie Music Is Noise. It's Even More Painful Than My Sciatica.

Music First And Last Should Sound Well, Should Allure And Enchant The Ear. Never Mind The Inner Significance.