Beethoven's Last Quartets Were Written By A

Brass Bands Are All Very Well In Their Place - Outdoors And Several Miles Away.

I Prefer Offenbach To Bach Often.

Beethoven's Last Quartets Were Written By A Deaf Man And Should Only Be Listened To By A Deaf Man.

Too Much Counterpoint; What Is Worse, Protestant Counterpoint.

It Is Quite Untrue That British People Don't Appreciate Music. They May Not Understand It But They Absolutely Love The Noise It Makes.