The First Thing I'll Do If Elected

Poly Means More Than One, And Ticks Are Bloodsucking Parasites.

You Don't Accomplish Much By Swimming With The Mainstream. Hell, A Dead Fish Can Do That.

I Want To Fight The Wussification Of The State Of Texas. I Want To Rise And Shine And Bring Back The Glory.

Always Beware Of People Offering You One-time Money. That Only Works In An Election Year. How Are You Going To Permanently Pay For Education?

They Probably Would've Taken Jesus If He Hadn't Been Nailed Down.