The First Thing I'll Do If Elected

Well, I Hate To Be The One To Take The Flyswatter To Tinker Bell, But...

They Probably Would've Taken Jesus If He Hadn't Been Nailed Down.

The Folks In Mississippi Are Saying, 'thank God For Texas.'

If You Gotta Kill Two Birds, Might As Well Get Stoned.

I'll Tell You Right Now. I'm For Prayer In School.