The First Thing I'll Do If Elected

My Definition Of An Artist Is Anyone Who's Ahead Of His Time And Behind On His Rent.

Cuban Cigars Is A Big Expense Because I Do Smoke A Lot Of Them, Eight To 12 A Day, So That Would Be Almost As Bad As A Cocaine Habit, A Hundred Bucks A Day.

Money Can Buy You A Fine Dog, But Only Love Can Make Him Wag His Tail.

True Love Usually Results In A Hostage Situation.

On The Whole I Prefer Cats To Women Because Cats Seldom If Ever Use The Word 'relationship'.