I Admit I Was Drinking A Guinness...

I Believe That Willy Nelson Is The Hillbilly Dalai Lama.

The Main Health Hazard In The World Today Is People Who Don't Love Themselves.

They Probably Would've Taken Jesus If He Hadn't Been Nailed Down.

I Never Apologize For The Truth. And The Truth Here Is That Racists Come In Many Different Colors.

Happiness Is A Moving Target.