I Just Want Texas To Be Number

You Have To Pretend That Your Life Is A Financial Pleasure Even When Your Autographs Are Bouncing.

Now I Have A Cat. Well, That's Not Quite Accurate. A Cat And I Have Each Other.

If You Gotta Kill Two Birds, Might As Well Get Stoned.

I'm Ready For Anything. That's Probably Why It Never Happens.

When A Stray Animal Crosses Your Path, It May Be As Close To God As You're Going To Get In This Lifetime.