I Don't Feel Bad About Losing.

Man's Ability To Delude Himself Is Infinite.

I Support Gay Marriage. I Believe They Have A Right To Be As Miserable As The Rest Of Us.

Every Time You See A Beautiful Woman, Just Remember, Somebody Got Tired Of Her.

My Three Favorite Travel Writers Of All Time Are Robert Louis Stevenson, Graham Greene, And Chuck Thompson. Smile When You're Lying Not Only Tells The Truth About The Travel-writing Racket, It Gets To The Heart Of Some Of The Travel Industry's Best-kept Secrets.

All My Adult Life I've Been In The Practice Of Giving Advice To People Who Are Happier Than I Am.