I Don't Feel Bad About Losing.

Most People, Of Course, Spend Their Lives Caring About The Wrong Things. The Worry About South Africa Or Nicaragua. They Spend So Much Time Finding Themselves That They Lose Their Taxicabs. They Don't See That What Kind Of Napkin You Get At A Delicatessen Is A Matter Of Much Significance In The World Today. That's Why They Don't Get Linen.

All My Adult Life I've Been In The Practice Of Giving Advice To People Who Are Happier Than I Am.

Remember: Y'all Is Singular. All Y'all Is Plural. All Y'all's Is Plural Possessive.

If You Gotta Kill Two Birds, Might As Well Get Stoned.

We're All Worm Bait Waiting To Happen. It's What You Do While You Wait That Matters.