Some Folks Pay A Compliment Like They

As To Those Who Hoard Gold And Silver And Spend It Not In God's Path, Give Them, Then, The Tidings Of A Painful Agony: On A Day When These Things Shall Be Heated In Hell-fire, And Their Foreheads, And Their Sides, And Their Backs Shall Be Branded Therewith.

When You Consider What A Chance Women Have To Poison Their Husbands, It's A Wonder There Isn't More Of It Done

We'd All Like To Vote For The Best Man But He's Never A Candidate.

No Woman Can Be Handsome By The Force Of Features Alone, Any More That She Can Be Witty By Only The Help Of Speech.

The Hardest Thing Is To Take Less When You Can Get More.