Some Folks Pay A Compliment Like They

There Is Nothing So Aggravating As A Fresh Boy Who Is Too Old To Ignore And Too Young To Kick.

There Isn't Much To Be Seen In A Little Town, But What You Hear Makes Up For It.

The Fellow That Owns His Own Home Is Always Just Coming Out Of A Hardware Store.

If You Haven't Seen Your Wife Smile At A Traffic Cop, You Haven't Seen Her Smile Her Prettiest.

The Longer It Takes You To Select A Cantaloupe, The Worse It Is!