Executive: A Man Who Makes Quick Decisions

Men Are Not Punished For Their Sins, But By Them.

Never Tell The Box-office Man That You Can't Hear Well Or He Will Sell You A Seat Where You Can't See Either.

Nobody Ever Grew Despondent Looking For Trouble.

I'm Sorry To Inform You That Your 50 Year Warranty Has Expired On Your Back, Knees, And Memory. Luckily Your Lifetime Warranty On Your Heart Is Still In Effect. Of Course, That Becomes Void And Expires When You Do.

Nothing's As Mean As Giving A Little Child Something Useful For Christmas.