The Fairways Were So Narrow You Had

To Quit Between Tee And Green Is More Habit-forming Than Drinking A Highball Before Breakfast.

If A Lot Of People Gripped A Knife And Fork The Way They Do A Golf Club, They'd Starve To Death.

There Are No Short Hitters On The Tour Anymore - Just Long And Unbelievably Long.

Forget Your Opponents; Always Play Against Par.

In Golf, As In Life, You Get Out Of It What You Put Into It.