If I Had Cleared The Trees And

Golf Course Architects Make Me Sick. They Can't Play Themselves, So They Rig The Courses So Nobody Else Can Play Either.

In Golf, As In Life, You Get Out Of It What You Put Into It.

I've Been On Some Fairways That Are As Good As The Greens We Putted On Back Then. We Had Crab Grass. I Remember One Green Where I Putted Through Ants.

You've Just One Problem. You Stand Too Close To The Ball After You've Hit It.

What Abandoned Course Is That?