The Doctor Looked My Body Over. I

My Husband Always Felt That A Marriage And Career Don't Mix. That's Why He's Never Worked.

You've Got To Realize That When All Goes Well, And Everything Is Beautiful, You Have No Comedy. It's When Somebody Steps On The Bride's Train, Or Belches During The Ceremony That You've Got Comedy!

He Has So Many Muscles He Has To Make An Appointment To Move His Fingers.

The Only Time I Ever Enjoyed Ironing Was The Day I Accidentally Got Gin In The Steam Iron.

My Mother-in-law Must Be The Probation Officer I Got For The Crime I Committed Of Marrying My Husband.