I'm Looking For A Perfume To Overpower

The Best Contraceptive For Old People Is Nudity.

My Mother-in-law Must Be The Probation Officer I Got For The Crime I Committed Of Marrying My Husband.

Every Time I Go Near The Stove, The Dog Howls.

One [expert] Said, 'always Have A Baby Sitter Who Is Acquainted With Your Children.' If They Were Acquainted With My Children, They Wouldn't Sit!

Fang Took The Entire Family Out For Coffee And Donuts The Other Night. The Kids Enjoyed It. It Was The First Time They'd Ever Given Blood.