I Don't Like To Cook. I Can

My Doctor Is A Family Physician. He Treats My Family And I Support His.

Do Not Taste Food While You're Cooking. You May Lose Your Nerve To Serve It.

A Stand-up Comic Is Judged By Every Line. Singers Get Applause At The End Of Their Song No Matter How Bad They Are.

I Never Made `who's Who,' But I'm Featured In `what's That?'

A Friend Told Me The Longer You Keep Romano Cheese, The Better It Gets. So, I Kept It Three Years. And This Thing Turned Mean. Now And Then I'd Open The Refrigerator Door And Throw It Some Food. I'd Have To Walk It Now And Then. And Then It Grew This One Leg. And It's Got This Ugly Fuzz All Over It. And The Dogs Won't Run With It.