I Don't Like To Cook. I Can

I Never Made `who's Who,' But I'm Featured In `what's That?'

Tranquilizers Work Only If You Follow The Advice On The Bottle - Keep Away From Children.

Keep At Least One Window Pane Clean To Check The Weather. Once When I Didn't Do This I Sent The Kids Off With Umbrellas For Six Weeks Straight.

I Was In A Beauty Contest Once. I Not Only Came In Last, I Was Hit In The Mouth By Miss Congeniality.

My Own Laugh Is The Real Thing And I've Had It All My Life.