I Don't Like To Cook. I Can

Our Dog Died From Licking Our Wedding Picture.

If Your Husband Wants To Lick The Beaters On The Mixer, Shut Them Off Before You Give Them To Him.

You Know You're Old When Someone Compliments You On Your Alligator Shoes, And You're Barefoot.

I'm Looking For A Perfume To Overpower Men - I'm Sick Of Karate.

I Got My First Laugh When My Mother Entered Me In A Baby Contest.