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I Don't Like To Cook. I Can Make A Tv Dinner Taste Like Radio.
-Phyllis Diller
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I Don't Like To Cook. I Can
Phyllis Diller
I Don't Like To Cook. I Can Make A Tv Dinner Taste Like Radio.
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