I Don't Like To Cook. I Can

Before You Get Married You Should Meet Your Fiance's Parents. It Is Not Enough That You Like His Parole Officer.

If Your House Is Really A Mess And A Stranger Comes To The Door Greet Him With, 'who Could Have Done This? We Have No Enemies!'

I Was The World's Ugliest Baby. When I Was Born, The Doctor Slapped Everybody.

Carry An Oar When You Drive. Three Times I've Ended Up In Water.

Your Husband Is Lazy If The Directions On His Medicine Say, "a Teaspoon Before Going To Bed," And In One Day He Uses Seven Bottles.